Why God Created Woman

Posted by GreyLive on November 22nd, 2004 filed in Chapters

10 Reasons Why God Created Eve

10. God worried that Adam would be lost in the Garden  
of Eden, because he wouldn’t ask for directions.

9.  God knew that, someday, Adam would need
 someone to hand him the TV remote.
 (Parenthetically, it has been noted that men don’t
 want to see what’s ON TV. They want to see WHAT
 ELSE is on TV.)

8. God knew that Adam would never make a doctor’s  
appointment.

7. God knew that, when Adam’s fig leaf wore out, he
would never buy a new one for himself.

6. God knew that Adam would not remember to take
out the garbage.

5. God wanted man to be fruitful and multiply. But, He
knew Adam would never be able to handle labor
pains and childbirth.

4. As “keeper of the garden,” Adam would need help in
finding his tools.

3. Adam needed someone to blame for the Apple  
Incident and for anything else that was really his  
fault.

2. As the Bible says, “It is not good for man to be
alone.”

1. And the No. 1 reason of all .

 (Tada … drum roll … fanfare , etc.)

God stepped back, looked at Adam, and declared …

“I can do better than that.”